Jamesie Turns 3

This year has been a more challenging year than the first two for parenting James. Somewhere between two and three, James decided to start exerting his own opinions. Though this, I'm sure, is all positive news for the adult he will someday become, we can't help but pine away for the easier days of doe-eyed innocence and compliance. James seems to be just emerging from his collapse-on-the-floor tantrum phase (won't miss that, thank you very much) and is fully immersed in a world of questions and things that are "DUPID," a word he recently adopted in a cunning response to our request to stop using the word "stupid."

DUPID or not, James is still a sweet little muffin to us. Here's what you need to know about James at three:

1. James only stops talking to breathe and sleep. There simply aren't enough answers in the world to satiate James. 
2. At his last weigh-in, James was 36 lbs. 
3. James is currently the height on an average of a U.S. 5 year old.  Height predictors have him coming in at 6'3 as an adult.
4. James's love of muffins has evolved into a love of baking. He helps Helen in the kitchen every time she bakes.
5. Jamesie-poo is skinny everywhere but his cheeks, which are still perfect for kissing.
6. He has the exact same laugh as Ava.  One of our favorite things is to get them both laughing at the same time so we can hear their giggles in stereo.
7. James is a pretty jokey kid and can be joked out of most major meltdowns with some comical rhyming.
8. Just after he turned 3, we finally transitioned James out of his crib. Unlike other toddlers, he showed absolutely no interest in escaping but Ava was starting to injure herself dragging all 36 lbs of him over the crib bars in the morning so we felt it was time to give that boy some freedom.
9. James's third birthday brought potty training--another issue we had to force because of his lack of interest.  He may just have worn diapers to college if we hadn't stepped in.
10. This boy has a mean cowlick. It's presenting a challenge to the haircuts-at-home model Helen has instituted.
11. James eats four bowls of cereal every morning.  At this point it's an addiction.
12. Ava and James are best friends. It's the cutest! Not that they always get along, mind you, but they never stay mad very long.
13. James responds to crisis with violence. Biting, hitting, and head butting have made an unfortunate comeback. By proximity alone, Ava is the most frequent victim. Recently we heard her trying to reason with him: "James, you've gotta stop. You'll always be my brother, and I'll always be your sister, but you've gotta stop."
14. After a long-term breakup with water, James has finally found the love again. He's starting swim class in January. 
15. Ava and James spend their entire "quite time" together playing make-believe. James is always baby Fiona and Ava is always his mom, Crystal.
16. As a result, Helen has been renamed "other mama" and is none-too-pleased with the demotion. 
17. James remains an avid "reader" and stays interested throughout 70-page books.
18. Aside from cereal and other similarly-colored foods, James really doesn't like to eat anything at all.
19. Brian sings James "Clementine" as his bedtime lullaby every night.
20. As mentioned, James loves to rhyme and thinks his habit of changing the first syllable of all of his words is pretty hilarious.