Today in Ava

Responding to Ava chucking her shoes across the room...

Brian: We don't throw shoes.

Ava: Here is my response:

1. Shoes are not people.
2. Shoes do not have feelings.
3. Shoes are made of fabric and do not break.
4. Shoes are soft and do not hurt.

So I can throw shoes. There's no reason not to throw shoes.