Us: Would you like a new baby in the house? We would need to buy a new house.
Ava: Okay.
Us: Then yes. There's a baby boy in there. That's your baby brother.
Ava: I meet him at the hospital and I feed him.
For those of you who didn't know, our new arrival is coming around Halloween. We've been trying to keep the news from Ava, reasoning that she couldn't handle the many months of wait. She can be a little--how should we put this--obsessive, and we were anticipating a bevy of questions about how soon we'd be able to see the baby. Now that she's uncovered the truth on her own, the gig is up. And now we look forward to a few months of this scene:
